HELLO? Is this thing on? It's Cuddy.
I think it's weirder that Cuddy doesn't know who Johnny Rotten is.
She's done a good job with you in doing what she wants to do to everyone. Make them forget she's human.
She's not Shiva on a mountainside, House.
Well, whatever it is, Mick's after it for some reason.
I know the reason. I mean, who wouldn't?
Not that I would.
Then what's the surprise? Since you're familiar with being "after it."
You're just annoyed that there's some guy brave enough to go after a woman who could probably murder your delicate self-esteem in half a second.
Come on. You care. You care a little. Nevermind what it'd do to the order of things if Cuddy started sleeping with Mick Jagger. I'm just waiting for the other plagues to make an appearance.
Cuddy's not going to change how she runs this hospital because she's sleeping with Mick Jagger.
If he thinks it'll get him more control in this hospital, he's wrong.
Though Mick probably will give her something crusty down there.
You're okay with her sleeping with Mick Jagger?
So Mick Jagger's interest in someone equates to them having sex.
He's must be doing pretty well for himself. -- but I bet this is all about that silly old nurse you like, rather than Mick Jagger's invincible penis.
Oh. Hey. I see what you did there.
It must be clever, because I don't get it.
I don't go after every nurse, you know.
No, you don't. Luckily, you're the kind of moral guy that doesn't go after every nurse -- just the good-looking ones.
There are some pretty ugly nurses on staff.
Pretty ugly. That doesn't sound right. There are quite a few unattractive nurses currently employed by the hospital.
That's real American eloquence.
Wait, that doesn't sound right. Awkwardly-worded PC bullshit is a better way to put "American eloquence".