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Dr. Wilson: [May. 13th, 2008|01:49 pm]
The Floating Hospital
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So, Jim, anything I don't know about this hospital?

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[User Picture]From: seatofreason
2008-05-13 02:10 am (UTC)
It's ranked as one of the top teaching hospitals on the Eastern Seaboard. Or, it was. I don't even think we have a "seaboard" now. Just a sea. Which is, you know, stupid to say.
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From: sirjaggernaut
2008-05-13 02:15 am (UTC)

Re: Dr. Wilson

Cut the cackle. Gimme a verbal tour. Of the nurses.
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[User Picture]From: seatofreason
2008-05-13 02:47 am (UTC)

Re: Jagger

The nurses? Why do you want to know about the nurses? Why would I know anything about the nurses?

-- Did House tell you I knew about the nurses? I'm just nice to them. I do it so they won't spit in my coffee. You learn their names, their kids' names and they make life painless.
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From: sirjaggernaut
2008-05-13 02:52 am (UTC)

Re: Dr. Wilson

Oh, right. You're the other way.
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[User Picture]From: seatofreason
2008-05-13 02:57 am (UTC)

Re: Jagger

Excuse me?
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From: sirjaggernaut
2008-05-13 03:19 am (UTC)

Re: Dr. Wilson

You're excused. Ha! Ha! Ha!

That's new in England. Like the "loser sneeze".
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[User Picture]From: seatofreason
2008-05-13 03:22 am (UTC)

Re: Jagger

I don't know what you mean.
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From: sirjaggernaut
2008-05-13 03:28 am (UTC)

Re: Dr. Wilson

Saying "you're excused" is new in England, Jam-jam. Not being gay.

And not saying "you're excused" seriously, of course.
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[User Picture]From: seatofreason
2008-05-13 03:31 am (UTC)

Re: Jagger

Can we start over?
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From: sirjaggernaut
2008-05-13 03:33 am (UTC)

Re: Dr. Wilson

You're excused.
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[User Picture]From: seatofreason
2008-05-13 03:37 am (UTC)

Re: Jagger

So what do you want to know about the nurses?
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From: sirjaggernaut
2008-05-13 03:44 am (UTC)

Re: Dr. Wilson

What can you tell me?
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[User Picture]From: seatofreason
2008-05-13 03:53 am (UTC)

Re: Jagger

Half of them are off the market: too old to be fun. And I'm not saying that to be an ageist -- there are nurses on staff who used to dance to the Victrola.

Some of the newer recruits in Oncology are worth a second look. There's a blonde, Amy, I think her name is. She was studying Italian Poetry before she flunked out and decided to become a nurse. I don't know which is worse: that she flunked, or that she thought nursing would be a better alternative.
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From: sirjaggernaut
2008-05-13 03:58 am (UTC)

Re: Dr. Wilson

Nobody's too old to be fun.

Oh yeah, I know Amy. Well, I know her now. Good time. Not the most attentive blowjob giver, but she's a sweetheart.
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[User Picture]From: seatofreason
2008-05-13 04:00 am (UTC)

Re: Jagger

Yeah...she is.
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